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is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.
Verily I say BEES
Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom
We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.
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Every time I see this gif I think he’s eating popcorn. Like he’s sitting there unamused by some shitty Asgardian romantic comedy that won’t end. All he has is his popcorn to make the movie more appealing. Nothing like a man and his popcorn.
I love this fandom.
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I see this and all I can think of is Tony sucking on it on a hot day and never once breaking eye contact with Steve and Clint’s in the background snarking about Tony going down on a star spangled rocket and Natasha’s smirking about riding rockets into space for the good of national moral and Thor’s loudly proclaiming that in Asgard, their rockets are larger which makes Tony lift an eyebrow and suck harder and Steve’s just blushing redder than Tony’s suit but is still not being able to turn away and stop watching Tony’s red, cold bruised mouth and the way his cheeks hollow when he sucks it in and how he pushes it back out with his tongue and Bruce just saying, ‘Really?! There are other people here for fucks sake!’
I have no excuse other than it’s really fucking hot today and that ice pop looks so good. And Tony’s smirk and that mouth all red and swollen and begging to be kissed…perfect.**
reading this is making me feel really really awkward
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help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
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My dad took his movie prop out to Palm Springs and now he’s posting pictures of it doing stuff
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
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